Who threw the best shade really? (spoilers for 2x07 in everything)

[anansie-s.livejournal.com]

I want Jujubee to teach me how. Vid of Miss Juju throwing shade in Laotian. (Beware of spoilers in that link).

I don't think that Jessica's insults (You are so fat, gurl! Go back to Shyna-town, gurl! You are a *gringa*!) would have been funny coming from most people. But from Jessica? HILARIOUS.

Pandora: "With that gaping thing you call an asshole I think I could go spelunking in there." UM, WOW, okay.

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Also, can we talk about ummm [insert name of the person who left here]?


Interview with Ms. Wild. PR drag queens are the loveliest!

Says Saint Jessica: "People are not going to forget the 'pollo loco' (crazy chicken)."



(They even put little pollos at her feet! &hearts )

Also:

"The judges critiqued my interview. I loved it because I enjoyed being interviewed drinking vodka."

"My language barrier affected me a lot because nobody in the competition spoke Spanish and there were times when I didn’t even ask what was said because I didn’t want to bother anyone. I was desperate at times, but I had to continue. I was already in and I couldn’t let that stop me, even if it meant pretending to understand everything that happened around me!"

"Winning the challenge of rock chick for me was like winning my crown. I went to the race looking to recognize by my talent and I succeeded. The excitement of being recognized as the rock star, it’s something that I’m never going forget. My dream became reality."

"Currently I’m preparing myself with the rock band Rebeldia for our live concerts around the country. I’m going to be traveling to a lot of places to get the chance to be more near to my fans from all over the world. I’m really focused on my first musical single and I’m looking for someone that would like to produce it."

Here's Jessica doing 'Bad Romance' by someone called Lady Gaga. She is amazing and I don't think that her outfits look like a donkey fucked a pinata and then threw up. But that's just me. And look, she and Miss Nina Flowers are friends! &hearts

Comments

[kapvik.livejournal.com]

I think it has to go to either Jujubee or Pandora for best reading. Though perhaps Raven should get honorary mentions for being a natural shade-throwing cuntfarm?

And girl, I am going to get sooooo many King Of The Hill jokes out of Juju being Laotian. I love it!

[entwashian.livejournal.com]

I am heartbroken.

[anansie-s.livejournal.com]

I'm so sorry. But I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more of Jessica soon. I'd totally go see Rebeldias!

[entwashian.livejournal.com]

I have already put it on Google Alerts! I am determined to make my sister go with me.

[anansie-s.livejournal.com]

Yay! Well, please do share with us if you hear of a tour or anything like that. I'm just glad that Jessica won the last challenge --- it sounds like that was a huge deal to her :)