I think that was actually the closest call I've ever seen on this show. Everyone actually impressed me, to varying degrees, and there was no one I looked at and thought, "You sucked, you're out" right off the bat.
Adore: condragulations, I finally see why you got so far in this competition. She really is a great performer. However as was mentioned, she's 23 and it's really obvious in her lack of awareness of what a bigheaded little shitstain she is - she is everything terrible about her generation in spades, and it really detracts from her talent. Come back in 10 years.
Courtney: here's another one who's talented and beautiful to boot, but just doesn't get it. For all the smack she talked about Bianca not being vulnerable or warm or compassionate, Courtney doesn't understand how plastic and disingenuous she comes off. She can perform and she can put together an amazing look (when she remembers to cover up her obvious boy parts), but there's no heart there. At least Adore is relatable to other young obnoxious little cocklunches; Courtney isn't relatable to anyone, because she's too perfect.
Bianca: as much as I'm rooting for her to win this whole thing, I think she actually did the worst tonight. Her lip sync was nothing to write home about, her acting was memorable but didn't leave as big an impression as everyone else, and her style and look are really limited. Plus I thought it was a big warning sign that it doesn't seem as though RuPaul has very much to impart to Bianca, and we all know how much Ru loves to be that sage figure. The thing I think really redeemed Bianca was her runway speech about letting down her walls and going through a transformative experience - I think that was just enough studiousness, however faked it may have been or not, to keep Ru's interest. As she said, Bianca knows how to play this game. Go Team Bianca!
Darienne: as much as I didn't like that BDLC went home before her, Darienne was right up there with the other queens in just about every aspect of this challenge. She brought talent, vulnerability, and appeal, and the only place I thought she was a bit lacking was in having outfits that 1) didn't fit during the music video, and 2) didn't wow you on the runway and just emphasized her pooch. Darienne is good, but Adore, Courtney, and Bianca can basically do everything that she can, and often better.
So what, Mathooooooooooooooooooooooo(hallel)oooooooooooooo Andersen ages 684,316,504,681 years for every normal year? Is that what's going on with him? So by Season 7 we're going to be dealing with his mummified corpse or something? Gotcha. Though a really sadistic part of me enjoyed that when he said Darienne's name, it sounded like he was calling her "Diarrhea." Heh. "Diarrhea Lake." I'm easily amused.
What a surprise, obnoxious cockstainicity doesn't bother Santino and the only thing that impresses him is Courtney's ability to look good on the runway. Shut up, Santino.
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Date: 2014-05-07 08:09 am (UTC)Adore: condragulations, I finally see why you got so far in this competition. She really is a great performer. However as was mentioned, she's 23 and it's really obvious in her lack of awareness of what a bigheaded little shitstain she is - she is everything terrible about her generation in spades, and it really detracts from her talent. Come back in 10 years.
Courtney: here's another one who's talented and beautiful to boot, but just doesn't get it. For all the smack she talked about Bianca not being vulnerable or warm or compassionate, Courtney doesn't understand how plastic and disingenuous she comes off. She can perform and she can put together an amazing look (when she remembers to cover up her obvious boy parts), but there's no heart there. At least Adore is relatable to other young obnoxious little cocklunches; Courtney isn't relatable to anyone, because she's too perfect.
Bianca: as much as I'm rooting for her to win this whole thing, I think she actually did the worst tonight. Her lip sync was nothing to write home about, her acting was memorable but didn't leave as big an impression as everyone else, and her style and look are really limited. Plus I thought it was a big warning sign that it doesn't seem as though RuPaul has very much to impart to Bianca, and we all know how much Ru loves to be that sage figure. The thing I think really redeemed Bianca was her runway speech about letting down her walls and going through a transformative experience - I think that was just enough studiousness, however faked it may have been or not, to keep Ru's interest. As she said, Bianca knows how to play this game. Go Team Bianca!
Darienne: as much as I didn't like that BDLC went home before her, Darienne was right up there with the other queens in just about every aspect of this challenge. She brought talent, vulnerability, and appeal, and the only place I thought she was a bit lacking was in having outfits that 1) didn't fit during the music video, and 2) didn't wow you on the runway and just emphasized her pooch. Darienne is good, but Adore, Courtney, and Bianca can basically do everything that she can, and often better.
So what, Mathooooooooooooooooooooooo(hallel)oooooooooooooo Andersen ages 684,316,504,681 years for every normal year? Is that what's going on with him? So by Season 7 we're going to be dealing with his mummified corpse or something? Gotcha. Though a really sadistic part of me enjoyed that when he said Darienne's name, it sounded like he was calling her "Diarrhea." Heh. "Diarrhea Lake." I'm easily amused.
What a surprise, obnoxious cockstainicity doesn't bother Santino and the only thing that impresses him is Courtney's ability to look good on the runway. Shut up, Santino.