Jessica Wild: Escandalo! Dreams of a Golden Shower -- With or Without My Panties

Hee. It sounds like the story of someone coming into Jessica's bedroom in the morning while she was still asleep and saw that she wet the bed. Hopefully without panties, because those would obviously be ruined by a golden shower. Which is still icky.

What's really fun is tha you can make awesome fake book titles for a lot of the queens using off-color things they've said on the show; it's just poetic when you do it with Jessica. For example:

Jujubee: Keep Burning Yourself, Bitch

Also available, Jujubee: Just Get Yourself Some Manners So You Don't Look So Damn Stupid

Tatianna: I Pity You For The Face You Have

Raven: It's Shit, He's Shit, She's Shit, You're Shit, They're Shit

Also available, Raven: Because I'm A Bitter Bitch

Sahara Davenport: I Knew That Wasn't Chicken, Honey

And of course, Mystique Summers Madison: I Will Whup Yo Ass, Bitch - I Am From Chicago