Gotta open with a grump about the runway. HALF of them wore kimonos?! When there are so many iconic Madonna looks, many of which don't require specialized or tricky clothes. Early Madonna is just a tube skirt, a tank top, a net or lace overtank, and tons of jewelry. Ray of Light is a denim shirt & jeans. Don't Tell Me is a plaid shirt & jeans. Papa Don't Preach is a striped shirt & jeans. Like a Prayer is a spaghetti strap dress over a bra. Pick an accurate wig and then sell the look with the attitude.

Bob: Gutsy to do two characters. She definitely grabbed attention. She was also pretty generous, throwing openers to some of the others. Great runway, iconic and very polished.

Thorgy: This is all Kennedy's fault. Without Little Richard, I doubt Michael would have occurred to her. Thorgy did a great job, only issue was that Michael was so soft-spoken so she couldn't steal focus easily. Kimono.

Derrick: Oh thank goodness she went with Britney. She played well off others. Kimono...and not even an actual Madonna kimono.

Kim Chi: Not sure if "Kimmy" was gutsy or lazy? Kimono.

Chi Chi: Eartha Kitt was great! Cartoony but that works for Snatch Game. NOT a Kimono! And she constructed it there, even more impressive. I'm scared for her though, she's out of clothes! Will she be able to make something appropriate for all of the upcoming runways?

Robbie: Terribad. Did you not prep at all? Her runway was awesome though, love that movie.

Naomi: Even more terribad. Unfunny and unmemorable. And then, to top it off, a kimono, kind of.

Acid Betty: Flatline. But a fabulous runway, creative and unique.

Betty was at such a disadvantage lipsyncing in her pregnant belly; I thought the two of them were pretty evenly matched on the lipsync, so I wish she'd gotten a bit of extra credit for managing herself in such an unwieldy costume.

Betty's exit was so gracious! Watch Whatcha Packin, she is so chill and grateful and sweet. It was nice to see that side of her.